Man, I REALLY REALLY hope that I get the “Nine Million United States Dollars Only” promised.

So, first of all, queue up MC Frontalot’s Message No. 419 (mp3), then read on… 🙂

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Content preview: Woodman Chambers 136 Lonsdale Road Barnes London SW13 I
prefer that you send your reply to:
barresterthomaswoodman001@yahoo.co.uk Hello , […]

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Subject:
FROM WOODMAN CHAMBERS DESK
From:
thomos woodman <p;t_woodman03@yahoo.co.uk>
Date:
Tue, 8 Nov 2005 14:40:20 +0000 (GMT)
To:
barresterthomaswoodman001@yahoo.co.uk

Woodman Chambers
136 Lonsdale Road
Barnes
London SW13

I prefer that you send your reply to: barresterthomaswoodman001@yahoo.co.uk

Hello ,

First I must introduce myself as Barr. Thomas Woodman residing here in London United Kingdom. I have written you with the intention of doing a very honest deal
with you. I will however need to be careful in our first meeting because I am fully aware of a lot of insincere deals going on these days so I await to hear from you before we discuss the details of the transaction.

In summary, its involved with a late client who happens to share the same surname with you. I cannot be sure at this time but by any chance, you may or may not be his relative but since he died without leaving any next of kin to the fund deposit with the Global Financial Networks in Amsterdam – Holland. I am only concerned with getting the deposit out through your help. I am willing to associate you with the fund claim so that they will not confiscate the deposit due to lack of a beneficiary from this end.

For quite some time now, I have been receiving series of correspondences from the finance house hence I decided to find a way and pull the deposited fund out. This is why I need your consent to present you as the beneficiary. The total deposit amounts to US$9Million (Nine Million United States Dollars Only).

I need to know if you are willing and able to cope with the deal? If this is so, let me have your details and we can discuss better. I assure you that every part of this deal will be secured as I have the capability of getting legal coverage from the British High Court of Justice to back up our claims. You will also be entitled to a reasonable share of the fund after we claim it so I will like to hear from you as quickly as possible.

Please, I prefer that you respond to my privatemailbox: barresterthomaswoodman001@yahoo.co.uk
for more confidentiality.

Awaiting to hear from you urgently.

Regards,
Barr. Thomas Woodman

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