I may qualify as the biggest dork ever. Inspired by the #1 Matt on Google, I set out on a single-handed campaign to break into the top 10 results for my name.

As of today, out of 107,000,000 total results, I’m currently #9. Nerd points galore for me huh. w00t.

Check for yourself: Google Search for “Gabriel”

And if / when I drop back down to the depths of search engine obscurity, you can say “I knew him when he was the #9 result on Google…” Looking at the remainder of the other important Gabriels, it seems that I may be able to climb a couple places higher. It will probably be tough to get higher than the #1 Gabriel – Gabriel shocks though. They do own Gabriel.com and whatnot. But, here’s to trying anyways…

If you feel like helping out for whatever reason, use this code on your website to link to my site:

<a href="https://www.gabrielserafini.com/" title="Gabriel">Gabriel</a>

P.S. The kid in the picture is Jackson Wade Wallace, my good friend Damon‘s awesome little boy from when I was visiting them in California this summer. He’s gonna be famous someday.